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Had drinks with friend. He is staying the night.

Don't come!

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

:)

[Yup, he's old. And drunk.]

I'm not giving you V to help with whatever hangover you'll have. You'll just have to deal with it the ol' fashioned way.

[This bitter lil bitch.]

:(

I'll give you whatever you want.

[Pagan Min, doing his absolute best to manipulate.]

Define our relationship.

[Whoops.]

That's not fair!

We can talk tomorrow night.

[Checkmate, bitch.]

Fine. Text me when the hangover is done. I know they can hurt like a real son of a bitch. Might even last a couple nights.

[And, after a night, he does send another text.]

You little shit. Why do you suddenly care so much?

Because suddenly I'm feelin' guilty just thinkin' about being with another man and that wouldn't happen if we were just friends. I know that you care, too.

Of course I care. I never made a secret of it.

You did actually. Difficult to do when I can see right through you.

Did you fuck your new friend?

No. Had no desire to. He wanted to know about Lakshmana.

[Oh. Now that's an emotional minefield. Juuuust gonna back off on that one.]

But if I had Norton over, and we fucked, you'd be upset with me.

[Well, no point in hiding it now. He had been a petty bitch once already.]

Yes.

So you want to be monogamous, then. Is that really so difficult to say?

You make it sound so goddamn clinical. How's this- I don't want you fucking anyone else because I want you for myself.

Not clinical. *Traditional*. Priest, remember? Or I was.

And. I'd like that. Being exclusive, I mean. It's a good place to be. [Understatement of the damn year. His dead heart grew three sizes this night.] But, now a tough question: what about feedin' on people?

[Okay, terms. He can handle terms.]

Would you want me giving my blood to another vampire? [Not that he would, but...hypotheticals.]

If we're talking 'this vampire is starving in your arms' kind of circumstances, then yes. Casually, and often? No.

...Except Laszlo. Fuck that guy. I don't want his fangs on you, ever.

Then my answer is the same for you, only in reverse. If you're starving in someone's arms, then yes. Casually and often? No.

I like Lazlo. He's a shit, but at least he owns it.

[He's half 'wait its only blood' and '...fuck, this reverse checkmate isn't fun at all.']

I can live with that. Good thing you taste so sweet.

Like him. Be friends with him. Steal one of his dreadfully tacky suits. [That's a lie. Dude's got a sense of style that not even Steve can deny.] Just no touching. Or biting. I won't type out those words but just know I'm thinkin' 'em.

Fine, fine. Easy enough. You realize that includes giving out yours.

Need a bit of clarification on that one, darlin'. Does that include healing someone without them drinking it?

No, that's fine.

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